am i really that ugly
June 2013
if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
*finishes 3 hour long movie*
who am i
my humor’s becoming so distorted by tumblr that my friends just stare at me with judging eyes whenever i say something that’s supposed to be funny
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
THUNDERSTORMS (◉‿◉✿)
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
things girls are made to feel ashamed of-
- having periods
- choosing what they want to wear on their body
- wanting to/not wanting to have sex
- putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
- standing up against misogyny
- ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
- i could go on
dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
